Zen Goldblum Unisex Tee

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When life gets to be too much, find a quiet space. Take a few deep breaths. And picture a big, blue sky. Now picture a warm ray of light emerging from that blue sky. Now picture Jeff Goldblum's smiling face emerging from that warm ray of light, which is emerging from that blue sky. Now, picture two heavenly doves emerging from Jeff Goldblum's face, which is emerging from that ray of light, which is emerging from that blue sky.

Now, say this three times: "Life finds a way."

At this point, you should be more relaxed than you've ever been in your life. If not, something's wrong.